Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance...

What's that? Gibberish story? Not indie enough? Too Japanese? Sorry, Transient Nova can't hear you over the 60FT TALL GIANT ROBOT HE'S CUTTING UP WITH HIS SWORD.

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Dead Space 3 – Review

Transient Nova finds himself lost... in... spaaaace! Again. For the third time. Poor man. That it's particularly dead space as well doesn't seem help matters any either.

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Anarchy Reigns – Review

With the manliest of roars, Transient Nova dives headfirst and fists flailing into Platinum Games' latest action spectacular. You might want to cover your eyes.

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Dark Souls – Review

Transient Nova has walked through the entirety of hell, only to return a year later with a huge smile on his face. Do you want to know why? You really want to know why.

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Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 R...

Dec 10, 12 Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 – Review

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Six successive, annually released Call of Duty games with few meaningful improvements between each iteration may have finally taken their toll on BrutishBatfink. And possibly an editor or two as well. Also: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Call of Duty R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

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XCOM: Enemy Unknown – Re...

Nov 05, 12 XCOM: Enemy Unknown – Review

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Shoring up his defences and weighing his tactical options, Transient Nova advises all citizens to remain calm in the event of an alien invasion. Or panic. He's okay with that too.

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Mass Effect 3: Leviathan DLC &...

The Mass Effect trilogy has conclusively ended now, yet EA and BioWare still see fit to stuff more story DLC into the third game for some reason. What does Alaric think about Leviathan, then?

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Darksiders 2 – Review

He is Death, destroyer of worlds. Feared by mortals, respected by immortals and truly one of the most awe-inspiring forces in our universe. BrutishBatfink occasionally reviews videogames. It's a wacky sitcom just waiting to happen!

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Armored Core V – Review

Jul 10, 12 Armored Core V – Review

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Transient Nova is a man who believes that world peace can only be obtained through true understanding, tolerance and respect for others. Or failing that, use giant robots. Giant robots solve everything.

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Ghost Recon: Future Soldier &#...

Work Ethic joins the Ghosts on their toughest mission to date: competing with the juggernaut that is Call Of Duty.

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