If you have a problem, if no-one else can help and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... um... Team X, I guess? BrutishBatfink may or may not be the kind of person that pities the fools. We just don't know.
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BrutishBatfink makes us a little wistful about the good old days of overhead racers and plastic toys as he reviews Bang Bang Racing on Xbox LIVE Arcade.
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For the 2D shoot 'em up fan in all of us.
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It's the intricate fusion of Minecraft and Metroid you've always wanted (assuming that I've read your mind correctly anyway).
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We've recently learned that Iron Galaxy's Wreckateer may be one of the worst performing Summer of Arcade titles in the history of the promotion. Oh dear. Jose Bear, Kinect in hand, dives in to find out if the game actually deserves it's cruel fate.
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Despondent about the generally lackluster titles in this year's Summer of Arcade, Transient Nova rounds out proceedings with a review of Dust: An Elysian Tail. No humourous intro here. He's THAT despondent.
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Jetpacks are great fun until your legs start to burn and inevitably catch fire. Thankfully, videogames are there to let us fulfill our jetpack fantasies without suffering from horrible injuries. Videogames like Hybrid. Which Transient Nova is reviewing.
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Rule No.1 when it comes to zombie apocalypse survival: be aware that the Z-axis exists. Randall Wayne obviously chooses to make things harder for himself in Deadlight, and at the very least Transient Nova admires his determination to abide by X and Y alone. The daft bugger.
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Pit your robot against other robots, fighters, chickens, giant sumo wrestlers and a panda wearing a tutu. In a verdant field of flowers. Because why not?
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Transient Nova begins 2012's Summer of Arcade in earnest with a return to the some of the gnarliest skate parks in gaming. Shreddin' man! That's a warning by the way. He's seen people die of lacerations in there.
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