Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 – Review

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 Review

By BrutishBatfink

 

Call of Groundhog Day.

 

Start campaign already confused by opening cut scene spawn kill die respawn run around spawn kill die respawn run around die spawn kill reload spawn die run around die spawn kill die respawn run around spawn kill die respawn run around die spawn kill reload spawn die run around die spawn kill die respawn run around spawn kill die respawn run around die spawn kill reload spawn die run around die spawn kill die respawn run around spawn kill die respawn run around die spawn kill reload spawn die run around die spawn horrible horse section kill die respawn run around spawn kill die respawn run around die spawn kill reload spawn die run around die spawn kill die respawn run around spawn kill die respawn run around die spawn kill reload spawn die run around die spawn kill kill count now equal to Rambo’s die.

Respawn run around spawn kill die respawn run around die spawn kill reload spawn die run around die spawn kill die respawn run around spawn kill die respawn run around die spawn kill reload spawn die run around die spawn kill die respawn run around spawn kill die respawn run around die spawn kill reload spawn die run around die spawn kill die respawn run around spawn kill die respawn run around die spawn kill reload spawn die run around die spawn kill die respawn run around spawn kill die respawn run around die spawn kill reload spawn die run around die spawn homoerotic story undertones kill die respawn run around spawn kill die respawn run around die spawn kill reload spawn die run around die spawn kill die respawn run around spawn kill die respawn run around die spawn kill reload spawn die run around die spawn kill die respawn run around spawn kill die respawn run around die spawn kill reload spawn die run around die spawn kill die respawn run around spawn kill die respawn run around die spawn kill reload spawn die run around die spawn get killed by unmanned drone 9 times in a row because of bad checkpointing system.

Respawn run around spawn kill die respawn run around die spawn kill reload spawn die run around die spawn kill die respawn run around spawn kill die respawn run around die spawn kill reload spawn die run around die spawn kill die respawn run around spawn kill die respawn run around die spawn kill reload spawn die run around die spawn kill die respawn run around spawn kill die respawn run around die spawn kill reload spawn die run around die spawn kill die respawn run around spawn kill die respawn run around die spawn kill reload spawn die run around die spawn kill die.

Respawn run around spawn kill die respawn run around die spawn kill reload spawn die run around die spawn kill die respawn run around spawn kill die respawn run around die spawn kill reload spawn die run around die spawn kill die respawn run around spawn kill die respawn run around die spawn kill reload spawn die run around die spawn kill die respawn run around spawn kill die respawn run around die spawn kill reload spawn die run around die spawn kill die respawn run around spawn save the president of France for some reason kill die respawn run around die spawn kill reload spawn die run around die spawn kill die respawn run around spawn kill die respawn run around die spawn kill reload spawn die run around die find jet die in jet spawn in jet die in jet again curse jet spawn kill die respawn run around spawn kill die respawn run around die spawn kill reload spawn die run around die spawn kill die respawn run around spawn kill die respawn run around die spawn kill reload spawn die run around die game ends still confused about plot.

Zombies Mode!

Pick mode and map spawn kill zombie kill zombie kill zombie kill zombie stab zombie look for gun buy gun kill zombie kill zombie kill zombie kill zombie kill zombie kill zombie kill zombie kill zombie kill zombie kill zombie catch bus kill zombie kill zombie kill zombie kill zombie zombie kill zombie kill zombie kill zombie shoot bus driver kill zombie kill zombie stab bus driver still no effect feel sad  kill zombie kill zombie get off bus explore area kill zombie kill zombie kill zombie kill zombie find gun box buy new gun bus horn sounds panic chase after leaving bus kill zombie kill zombie kill zombie chase after bus kill zombie get surrounded by zombies kill zombie kill zombie die on main road chasing bus restart from beginning again plot revenge on evil bus driver.

Mulitplayer Mode!

Pick guns spawn kill die respawn run around kill camper die spawn throw grenade die spawn kill die respawn run around kill camper die spawn throw grenade die spawn kill die respawn run around kill camper die spawn throw grenade die a little inside spawn kill die respawn run around kill camper die spawn throw grenade die spawn kill die respawn run around kill camper die spawn throw grenade die suicide in corner press power button on Xbox go outside look for bridge jump off die.

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Successes:

- I liked the end credits.

Failures:

- Plot, lack of ideas, lack of innovation, lack of fun, zombies, multiplayer, singleplayer, destroys hopes and dreams.

 

Developer: Treyarch

Publisher: Activision

Players: 1-18 (online and offline multiplayer)

Release: 13th November, 2012

 

 

spawn kill die

 

 

 

3 Comments

  1. SAMTHEDEATHLORD /

    the best review of black ops 2 i have seen (awesome)
    your favorite fan/ stalker:)

  2. محمد بلوي /

    Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 Review

  3. miss piggy /

    you do know your photos are upside down

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