What's that? Gibberish story? Not indie enough? Too Japanese? Sorry, Transient Nova can't hear you over the 60FT TALL GIANT ROBOT HE'S CUTTING UP WITH HIS SWORD.
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Transient Nova finds himself lost... in... spaaaace! Again. For the third time. Poor man. That it's particularly dead space as well doesn't seem help matters any either.
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If you have a problem, if no-one else can help and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... um... Team X, I guess? BrutishBatfink may or may not be the kind of person that pities the fools. We just don't know.
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With the manliest of roars, Transient Nova dives headfirst and fists flailing into Platinum Games' latest action spectacular. You might want to cover your eyes.
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Did you hear a high pitched squealing noise just now? That was probably Transient Nova over there struggling to contain himself.
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Transient Nova has walked through the entirety of hell, only to return a year later with a huge smile on his face. Do you want to know why? You really want to know why.
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Six successive, annually released Call of Duty games with few meaningful improvements between each iteration may have finally taken their toll on BrutishBatfink. And possibly an editor or two as well. Also: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Call of Duty R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
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BrutishBatfink makes us a little wistful about the good old days of overhead racers and plastic toys as he reviews Bang Bang Racing on Xbox LIVE Arcade.
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Shoring up his defences and weighing his tactical options, Transient Nova advises all citizens to remain calm in the event of an alien invasion. Or panic. He's okay with that too.
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